This week’s Hot Mess is a bunch Land Speeder components and Dark Angels iconography, combined with some bizarre weapons. The Land Speeder Vengeance wants assist!

Woof was this a goofy wanting mannequin when it got here out.  I believe we known as it the Dark Angels DJ floating sales space.  But man – it’s only a bizarre equipment.  You have the gunner shoved thus far ahead he appears to be like comical after which some loopy wanting weapons within the again. I’ve no clue how this bizarre factor obtained smashed collectively.  It is simply a whole lot of stuff that doesn’t work to effectively as they wished it to really feel gothic.  But like a sizzling matter gothic mess.

I nonetheless don’t perceive why this equipment wasn’t set as much as be a cool Primarus land speeder character however that’s me simply pondering too onerous a couple of bizarre wanting mannequin.  Is it speculated to be a homicide demise field?  Is it speculated to help issues?  Why is it so dang costly?  Dark Angels ought to have some bizarre Dark Technology so it has me assume this factor ought to look extra Horus Heresy like however that’s simply me.  Let’s see if we will focus on some methods to make the principles higher.

Land Speeder Vengeance

Hey I’m a much bigger Land Speeder that has a imply wanting Plasma cannon factor. Plus a hype man that may shoot a Heavy Bolter or Assault Cannon.  Oh I additionally actually like gothic structure so I’ve so as to add it to all my stuff.  It is my factor and it’s important to settle for it.  I even have a brother that provides out cowl to different Dark Angels. But that doesn’t matter an excessive amount of as a result of we’re speaking about how dangerous the Plasma brother is.

Let’s Make the Gun Good

Dark Angels have some Dark Technologies they will use – so why not simply make this a friggin badass plasma cannon.  Let it not overheat,  give it flat 4 harm, and have it rock issues it shoots at. Give it 4d3 photographs because it has two plasma cannons.  Have the Heavy Bolter/Assault Cannon do some type of marking of a unit if it shoots at it first with that gun.  Let or not it’s a bit of homicide field that floats round and murders issues.

It Has All this Cool Grim Architecture – Let It Do Something With It

Hey why doesn’t it do one thing cool like give a management bubble as a result of it’s carrying some outdated items of their homeworld.  Or let or not it’s scary for Chaos to cope with it because it causes some type of odd aura issues.  Or simply let or not it’s more durable as it’s constructed on arcane applied sciences.  If it’s speculated to be bizarre and distinctive – let or not it’s bizarre.

Hey Give It a Cool Variant

Make a heavier armor model that forgoes the plasma and provides it like tremendous assault cannons.  It is designed to mow down enemies.  Or let it have a special capturing profile for the plasma gun that lets it spit out plenty of plasma demise.  Just one thing that lets it do a couple of extra issues then simply be annoying for considerably heavy armor.  Heck give it a supercharged shot so it may possibly burn a gap via a tank or one thing.

Let’s Make the Land Speeder Vengeance Neat!

I don’t assume that is a tremendous equipment because it appears to be like goofy – however perhaps make it higher?  If Marines want distinctive items to make their chapters stand out then engaged on this unit for Dark Angels could be a cool factor.  They are one of many few Marines which have some distinctive autos added to them. So let these floating little jerks do one thing neat.

Let us understand how you’d repair the unit, down within the feedback! 

Thomas Reidy, aka Goatboy, the ever-evil member of BoLS. I do arts, play 40k, and even paint a whole lot of stuff. I’ve been taking part in Warhammer 40K because the Nineties, and have received a number of nationwide occasions together with Adepticon and GW GTs. I’ve been writing for BoLS for 15 years. Look at my Instagram to see what I’m engaged on – or engaged on for somebody. I’m at all times doing one thing interest associated.

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