Q: That is the beginning of a two-week inventive problem. The item is to write down a sentence utilizing solely the letters of any specific U.S. state. You possibly can choose the state and repeat letters as typically as essential. For instance:

NEW YORK –> Nobody knew we have been ornery.

WASHINGTON –> Sighting a ghost tonight was astonishing.

Entries can be judged on originality, sense, naturalness of syntax, humor, and general class. Not more than three sentences per entry, please.