Elon Musk famously loves free speech, which is why these 5 spells would most likely get you banned should you used them close to him.

As you likely know by now, Twitter’s new proprietor is right here eventually to legalize comedy. As lengthy as you clearly outline what comedy is. And be sure that everybody is aware of you’re solely joking. Maybe additionally be sure that your jokes don’t contain a sure emerald mine inheritor.

But now that free speech is right here eventually, for everybody, you would possibly need to ensure you by no means use these 5 spells. You might get banned, identical to Chris Kluwe!

Disguise/Alter Self

Yes, even should you clearly label the truth that the way in which wherein you’re disguising your picture is barely a parody, you would possibly nonetheless find yourself on the reducing room ground, because the Chaser found.

Disguise Self can disguise your bodily look, however anybody shut sufficient to the touch you will notice via the picture. So although you would possibly seem like a rich noble, shut inspection will reveal you’re little greater than a chiptune artist, as an example.

Tasha’s Hideous Laughter

Comedy may be authorized once more. And probably the most surefire methods to know that comedy is authorized once more is by banning individuals who make jokes. So take care when casting this spell.

Vicious Mockery

We advocate towards casting this spell too. After all, it’s dangerously near unlabeled comedy. And with no content material moderation crew to inform the distinction, who can say what mockery is and isn’t, actually?

Zone of Truth

It appears even talking the reality, and asking a easy query might get you blocked.

Legend Lore

As for Legend Lore? This spell calls to thoughts a quick abstract of the numerous lore concerning the object named within the casting of the spell. The lore would possibly include present tales, forgotten tales, and even secret lore that has by no means been extensively recognized.

Not certain why, however have a sense this would possibly get you banned.

Happy adventuring, hope you don’t get banned

Bell of Lost Souls Staff Writer and DM, J.R. covers RPGs of all stripes and now and again eats sandwiches. You can ask him about both at [email protected]

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