J.Okay. Simmons. Lovecraftian monster. Rest cease lavatory. This is the One of Us crew’s Glorious evaluation.
*Cue 90’s sitcom theme…*
This is Wes looks as if a very nice man,
his girlfriend left him, now he’s questioning why.
Left empty and hurting, he’s beginning to cry.
He buries his demons with a bottle of rye,
passes out at a relaxation cease, simply letting it lie.
He wakes up hungover, offended, and able to die.
Proceeds to run to the toilet, puking up 3 instances…
“Hey there Pal” says a voice booming and droll,
Wes stops to go searching, he’s at a f’ing gloryhole.
“Hey there pal, it ain’t nothing like that. I’m an interdimensional being, we just need to chat.”
It’s Wes and Ghat! Ghat and Wes! Today their lives might be put to the check.
One is a god and the opposite a large number!
It’s Ghat and Wes!
Have enjoyable with this one people. It’s gory in all its glory. – Love, Jordan, Lewayne, Ryan, and Chad.
- Chad Halvorsen
- Jordan Cobb
- Lewayne White
- Ryan Aleck Hill
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