Sure, actually.

The irony is, I purchased this anticipating to do a tongue-in-cheek assessment in regards to the lack of clear aims, character sprites who have been too massive, and so forth. A enjoyable, playful gag assessment to lighten the temper and put a smile on the faces of my readers. This is able to be precisely the kind of “solely IGC” assessment I used to do again within the day. Then I really performed My Cute Unicorns, and now I’ve no selection however to do an precise assessment. This would possibly really be one of many worst video games on Swap. It’s actually the worst creative sport I’ve ever performed. It’s each bit as enjoyable as coloring with the world’s most controlling baby. “NO, YOU CAN’T COLOR IT LIKE THAT! PLAY BY MY RULES!” What do I imply? Effectively..

Right here’s six of the thirty footage you’ll be able to colour. Let’s select one.

Aww, take a look at that. Lovely. Okay, I need to make her hair rainbow coloured. There’s about eight strands of hair, so I need it to be eight totally different colours. I need her hair to appear to be she survived an explosion on the Fortunate Charms manufacturing facility. Sadly, My Cute Unicorns isn’t down with the rainbows. Right here, I chosen the one strand the cursor exhibits within the image and used the autofill software and..

It painted three strands. That’s not a one-off factor both. It auto-fills colours throughout, and there’s no possibility to not. Why would it not try this? I truthfully couldn’t let you know since I can’t think about ANYONE would need a coloring sport like this. However, that’s how the sport works. In idea, you possibly can do it manually. When you begin to paint one space manually, you’ll be able to rub all around the display, however solely the matching sections that may be stuffed in routinely will probably be painted till you carry your finger to do one other part. Okay, that’s the answer to the auto fill difficulty, proper? Not so quick. If the “paired sections” or no matter you need to name them are literally subsequent to each-other, like within the subsequent image, it’s practically unimaginable to remain within the strains it doesn’t matter what software you employ. On this subsequent image, I wished to color one strand of hair with the sparkly house blue. After a number of makes an attempt of simply barely poking the very backside of the strand, that is how shut I might come to staying in strains and solely doing the one strand:

It’s at this level I noticed that my gag assessment was turning right into a assessment of one of the vital pointless, terrible, horrible video games I’ve performed in eleven years of sport evaluations. And it will get worse!!

What if I need to do the horn a number of totally different colours? Too dangerous, so unhappy. In actual fact, not solely does it colour the entire horn a method, but it surely additionally fills within the inner-ear’s colour with the identical colour you select for the horn.

Now look, I’m a 33-year-old prepare wreck of an individual who selected this as a result of it was on sale for a $1.99 and I assumed my followers would get a jolly good snigger out of me taking part in round with a coloring e-book on Swap that was clearly made for younger youngsters. However, what younger baby desires to have anybody dictate how they MUST fill in colours in a coloring e-book, digital or in any other case? Isn’t the entire enjoyable with any such factor speculated to be going bonkers? Making colours which can be gaudy for the sake of it? Having rainbow coloured horns and hair, or loopy eye colours? It’s a coloring sport that restricts you in so many ways in which it turns into a rip-off. Check out the 30 second clip on this tweet:

I might suppose even pre-schoolers could be annoyed with My Cute Unicorn’s restrictiveness. It doesn’t encourage creativity. It stymies it. I’m flabbergasted that I purchased this sport to make my readers snigger and faux like I’ve misplaced my thoughts, considering there isn’t a attainable approach a developer might fuck up a coloring e-book. However, come on! You may’t even make the twinkle of their eyes crimson? The one work round I might discover was simply spamming spray paint on the display again and again, then beginning the mission from there. However that’s crap, as a result of why wouldn’t you simply need to have a fill-in-the-blanks canvas in a video coloring e-book? It’s a secure wager somebody who buys one is signing as much as do each strand of hair as its personal colour, with out the sport insisting you do a number of strands the identical colour. I need a rainbow coloured horn with blood of their eyes, and the sport stated no. Like I stated, it’s like being caught coloring with a bratty child who takes crayons away from you for those who don’t do it their approach.

This was the perfect I might do once I made a very good religion effort to make a reasonably unicorn. The sparkly house background I needed to finger paint in. There’s no fill possibility for these colours for completely no motive. You’ll be aware that I couldn’t make the best wing match the left wing, and in addition the colour I stuffed in the best wing additionally routinely stuffed within the mouth the identical colour. Wings and mouths are mainly the identical factor. It’s all magical flying homicide horse, proper?

So, what’s even the purpose? This apparently began as an Android sport, and perhaps it’s extra versatile with the choices on there. Don’t know. Don’t care. I didn’t purchase it on Android. I purchased it on Swap. I don’t suppose even a younger baby would get pleasure from this. I feel the primary time they attempt to fill in a single colour in a single location and it routinely does the identical colour in a very totally different location, and nothing could be accomplished about it, the child goes to be annoyed. Your solely possibility is to manually paint it, but it surely COULD bleed over the road, particularly if it’s arrange so the 2 strands will in routinely the identical colour. So, this sport I purchased as a joke assessment? The joke’s on me, as a result of I spent six hours with it looking for one thing good to say about it, and all I can say just isn’t even Voldemort did unicorns this soiled.

My Cute Unicorns – Coloring Guide is not IGC Authorised

My Cute Unicorns – Coloring Guide was developed by Soroka Video games
Level of Sale: Nintendo Swap

$1.99 (usually $4.99) coloured over the strains within the making of this assessment.

That was the perfect Sweetie I might do on this program. Finer factors would have been good.