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Pheromosa in a dark forest, from the Pokemon anime, along with a couple of bright red kissy lips.

Image: The Pokémon Company / Peter Dazeley / Kotaku

Look, it’s not a snug matter. But, unafraid as we’re to cowl the extra controversial, divisive subjects at Kotaku, we predict it’s time to confess it: Some Pokémon are simply kinda scorching. And it appears even official Pokémon corporations could also be keen to acknowledge this.

Now, you is perhaps somebody barely much less prone to end up interested in cartoon characters, even perhaps in a position to deny the hawtness of Jessica Rabbit, and it’s wonderful—we get it, that is insanity to you. Maybe you don’t wish to take into consideration individuals discovering monsters like Gardevoir and Lucario enticing, or ponder that the pocket monster thirst goes effectively past furry communities. But this weekend, the web was reminded of one other bizarrely enticing pocket monster, with the arrival of Pheromosa in Pokémon GO.

Pheromosa first appeared in Pokémon The Series: Sun & Moon episode 114, which was titled, “Beauty Is Only Crystal Deep!” In it, Meowth is straight away infatuated with the “Lissome Pokémon.” Its code title is “UB-02 Beauty.” The title itself evokes the phrase “pheromones,” or secreted chemical compounds that may apparently trigger attraction between individuals.

Admittedly it’s unusual to simply accept {that a} six-foot insectoid extremely beast may get individuals’s underpants all of a quiver. And but…hell, that’s clearly a view shared by Pokémon GO creator Niantic itself.

This seems to have now been very clearly acknowledged by way of Niantic’s official Pokémon GO TikTok account, the place a meme-rich video quick exhibits a gentleman desperately panicking to tidy his condo when Pheromosa unexpectedly exhibits up, because it disapprovingly shakes its head at his efforts.

There’s a rather weak effort to distance the obvious meaning of the video (he wants to fuck the Pokémon) in the text below, pretending it’s about Pheromosa’s fastidiousness. “Sources say that Pheromosa refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.” Weakest of sauce. Because this is pure sauce. The sultry music gives it all away. You wouldn’t simp this hard for a friend.

Clearly you will have your views. I can’t wait to find out what imaginary cartoon animals you want to doink, in the comments below.




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